There’s this ridiculously frightening looking spider right outside my window
It’s spinning its web
when it disappears it scared me ‘cause i think it’s gotten inside
when the strands of its web are too loose and go flying around, you know what this spider does?
Gobbles that shit up.
it’s really cool to watch
I wonder if it watches me
like
“Da fuq, human. why are you up at this hour, turn the damn light off, i’m trying to-
NO, DON’T EAT THAT
WUT R U DOIN
OH GOD THAT IS SO GROSS”
I imagine me and this spider are friends
that way I can be okay with it eating bugs and spinning webs and shit
and it can be okay with me eating things at two in the morning and staring at it
That’s how friendship works, right?
There’s this ridiculously frightening looking spider right outside my window
It’s spinning its web
when it disappears it scared me ‘cause i think it’s gotten inside
when the strands of its web are too loose and go flying around, you know what this spider does?
Gobbles that shit up.
it’s really cool to watch
I wonder if it watches me
like
“Da fuq, human. why are you up at this hour, turn the damn light off, i’m trying to-
NO, DON’T EAT THAT
WUT R U DOIN
OH GOD THAT IS SO GROSS”
I imagine me and this spider are friends
that way I can be okay with it eating bugs and spinning webs and shit
and it can be okay with me eating things at two in the morning and staring at it
That’s how friendship works, right?
—-
Why is this in my drafts.
Anyway, the spider no longer exists. A few days ago, a bird flapped upright past my window and I almost peed and then the spider was no longer there.
Friendships are broken so easily.
